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From: Ignatovsky Mark - d0c (sd0c_at_techst02.technion.ac.il)
Date: Fri 01 Jan 1999 - 17:40:00 IST


A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year,
you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated
65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one
mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn
from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated
365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He
mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn
from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
times with the same cow."

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