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Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 06:25:03 PST
From: Dorit Karsenti <dkarsenti@hotmail.com>
To: rkenyag@iil.intel.com, s2946107@techst02.technion.ac.il,
dkarsenti@hotmail.com, hila68@hotmail.com, lior_shamir@hotmail.com,
sd0c@techst02.technion.ac.il, michal_amit@hotmail.com,
shiriz@msil.sps.mot.com, verab@techunix.technion.ac.il,
c974412@student.dtu.dk
Bibi Netaniau goes to Washington for a meeting with Bill Clinton. After
dinner, Bill says to Bibi " Well Bibi, I don't know what you think of
the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant."
"How do you know?" asks Bibi.
"Oh well, it's simple", says Bill. "They all have to take special tests
before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls Madeleine
Albright over and says to her "Tell me Madeleine, who is the child of
your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your
sister?"
Ah, that's simple Mr. President", says Madeleine, "it is me!"
"Well done Madeleine," says Clinton and Bibi is very impressed.
Bibi returns to Israel and wonders about the intelligence of the members
of his Cabinet. He calls in Rephael Eitan and says: "Raphul, tell me,
who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your
brother and is not your sister?"
Raful thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about
it a bit further Bibi ? May I let you know tomorrow?"
"Of course," says Bibi, "you've got 24 hours."
Raful goes away, think as hard as he can, calls in his team, but no one
knows the answer. 20 hours later, Raful is very worried - still no
answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Raful says "I'll ask Yossie
Sarid, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Sarid.
"Yossie," he says, "tell me who is the child of your father and of your
mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"
"Very simple", says Yossie Sarid, "it's me!"
"Of course" says Raful and calls Bibi.
"Bibi", says Raful, "I've got the answer: it's Yossie Sarid".
"No you idiot", says Bibi, "it's Madeleine Albright".
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